Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
How hot does your gas oven get?
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
You're just my cup of tea!
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Girl you are rocking this run.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Are you from Mars? Because your a** is out of this world!
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.