Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
Sorry, I can't play hide and seek. Someone like you is simply impossible to find.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
You’ve really Penelopeaked my interest
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Howie.

Howie who?

Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
Luca here, I’m just going to cut to the chase and ask if you want to get a drink with me
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?