Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
I dreamt about you. You died.
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
You’re more special than relativity.
No wonder the sky is gray- all the color is in your eyes.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
My fridge is hotter than you.
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
I can score from multiple positions.
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Hold me tight dear and I promise to send all my loving to you.
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Mirra.

Mirra who?

Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.