It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
Your beauty is blinding.
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s nothing in the world more prettier than you.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
You’re photos are so great, would it be weird if I made you my screen Xavier?
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.