I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
You are so cute, you’ve Lily got me hooked
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
I can't let it be until I get your number.
Hey, let’s go out some time! Olly’ven pay for everything
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
You're as hot as a desert summer.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
Are you aware we are headed to the kissing gate?
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Hey baby are you a boxer? You should try it, because your one hell of a knock out!
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Girl you are rocking this run.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
You just caused a heat wave.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
You're hotter than a data center!
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?