Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
I’d be Carol-ying if I said you weren’t absolutely stunning.
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
I really caribou-t you.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
Let's Taco about love.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
I think my heart just lagged.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I run by again?
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Can we still share a netflix account?
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?