Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Can I be your next varietal?
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
Wow call me Eve, because you just made me feel like the only girl in the world
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
I must be a Snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
Do you like Dave Brubeck? ‘Cos I think we need to Take 5.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
I’d be Madeline if I didn’t say I was dying to get to know you
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.