Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
You make me want to Twist and Shout
Can I be your next varietal?
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Listen, I’ve got a couple important questions and I really need Samanthas
Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
Do you believe in love at first flight?
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
Wanna churn butter with me?
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Roses are red

Violets are blue

Girl its been fun

But im leaving you
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.