Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Hey is your name Cameron? Cuz I’d love a Camera-n to capture that gorgeous face of yours.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
I'd love to see you s'more.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
Baby, you're a firework.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.