Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
I’m not usually one for Austin-tatious pickup lines, but I decided to make an exception for you.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
How about you and I form a binary system?
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Wanna go out this weekend? Maybe go on a quick John-t around town?
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?