I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
We should make like your parents and split.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
We're donion rings.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
You leave me Wonton more.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
I think we need to become better strangers.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?
Hey, I just got my flight number. I’m just missing your phone number.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
Oh, sorry I spilled your drink. Can I buy you another?
You are my density!
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.