Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
I'd drink your bathwater.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
How was Heaven when you left it?
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
I could never Passover you.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Wow, we really matched? I guess we’re simply Seb-posed to be