If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Life is better when we stick together.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Haida there, gorgeous.
Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
How was Heaven when you left it?
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
I'd buy a tandem bike just to ride with you.
Babe, your beauty throws me off-beat
Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s nothing in the world more prettier than you.
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
Please, please me
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
Whoever said that no one is perfect has never seen you.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.