If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
You're as hot as a desert summer.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Sorry I've been following you...
But my parents told me to chase my dreams.
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
I’d be Carol-ying if I said you weren’t absolutely stunning.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
I'm at my best during overtime.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
You make me want to Twist and Shout
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks