Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
You're the macaroni to my cheese.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
They say that Disney World is "the happiest place on earth".
They've obviously never been in your arms.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
Let's do lunge together
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
I find my core strength in you.