Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
I think we need to become better strangers.
I want you more than I want world peace.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Roses are red

Violets are blue

Girl its been fun

But im leaving you
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
So how many cats do you have?
As a flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot survive without your love.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.

Not so fast
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)