Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
You have one compact set.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
Wow Avery, love the name. Makes sense since you are Avery beautiful girl.
Sorry, I can't play hide and seek. Someone like you is simply impossible to find.
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
In space, no one can hear us scream.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Can you drive my car?
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
I find my core strength in you.
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
You can stand under my umbrella.
You are my butter-half!
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Baby you got the perfect route for me.
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
You look like my future ex wife.
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Funny meat-ing you here.
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.