Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
Wanna churn butter with me?
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
You had me at cello.
I can score from multiple positions.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Wow call me Eve, because you just made me feel like the only girl in the world
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
You're quite the catch, baby.
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
I was worried you’d just be a pretty face, but Olivia looks real good to me
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
You are my butter-half!
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.