Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
We should make like your parents and split.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you're a bomb, Baby.
I perform best when I’m wet.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
The last one to the top of the mountain has to buy dinner.
I’d be Carol-ying if I said you weren’t absolutely stunning.
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
I love all of your stratified layers!
Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!
I want to stretch with you.
Babe, your beauty throws me off-beat
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.