Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
I know your name is Savan-nah, but if I asked you out to drinks, could that be a Savan-yeah?
I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.
I'm Havana dream about you.
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
You look pretty cool, I hope you don’t lead me Jack to square one
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
You are the square to my root.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
I perform best when I’m wet.
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.