Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
We are perfect balance for each other.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
You really flipturn me on.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
I must be a Snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Well, I have to say I am William-pressed with you
You're hotter than a data center!
This match sure has me feeling Victori-ous
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Are you Spotify? Cause I can listen to you all day.
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Butch.

Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.