Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
Hello Boo-tiful.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Ima.

Ima who?

Ima horny, let's screw.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Wow Avery, love the name. Makes sense since you are Avery beautiful girl.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.