Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

You are so right. And I am so left.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
You have one compact set.
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
I'd run miles just to be with you.
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
I love your energy.
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Did you know you look good in short pants?
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.