Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
I'm an endurance athlete. Think you can stand the HIIT?
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love that I'm feeling?
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
You looked better when I was drunk.
I'd buy a tandem bike just to ride with you.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Now and (Jay)den I like to make the first move
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Your treat or mine?
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.