Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
You have been running through my mind all day.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
The sun must be jealous of you because you are so hot.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
I love the name Charlie. Just wanted you to know I’d never Char-leave you.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
So, is it my dugout or yours?
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s nothing in the world more prettier than you.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."