I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
The sun must be jealous of you because you are so hot.
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
The only thing hotter than today is you.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
You sweep me off my feet!
I really caribou-t you.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
"You deserve better and so do I."
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don't you?
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
You look like my future ex wife.
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.