I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
When are you going to invite me to church?
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
I'm not a snowman, but woman, you make my heart melt.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
You’re Isaacly my type
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I’m just missing your phone number.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
You're quite the catch, baby.
Nice Ass-teroid.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
Now I know why there's no snow - you're so hot!
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
They say that Disney World is "the happiest place on earth".
They've obviously never been in your arms.
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.