Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
I'm at my best during overtime.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Please, please me
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
You are the square to my root.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
In your hands my heart is clay, To take and hold as you may.
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
You are my raisin to smile.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.