Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
Ariana look-out for someone to date? Because look no further!
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
My fridge is hotter than you.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Wow Adrian, is that a typo in your name? Because I swear you’re A-Dream.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
I really caribou-t you.
Do you believe in love at first flight?
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.