You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
You make me want to Twist and Shout
I'd love to see you s'more.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.