Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
Luca here, I’m just going to cut to the chase and ask if you want to get a drink with me
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Ariana look-out for someone to date? Because look no further!
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Ruby, or not Ruby…that may be one question, but mine is actually will you go out with me?
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
I want to stretch with you.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
You really flipturn me on.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.