Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
Your treat or mine?
Would you like to share fire with me?
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
The best stretches are partner stretches.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.