Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
I want you more than I want world peace.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
I think you're barbe-cute.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Sorry for not calling sooner, I was budy complaining to Spotify for not naming you the year's hottest single.
We are perfect balance for each other.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little love right now.
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!