Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Knock knock!

Who's there?
Al.

Al who?

Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
Now I know why there's no snow - you're so hot!
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
You can drive my car, and if you'd like, I also have a Yellow Submarine
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Daniel? More like Daaammnnn-iel
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
How about we get down to monkey business?
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
You just caused a heat wave.
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
How was heaven when you left it?
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
Are you a red light because stop.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.