You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Is your dad an Italian thief? Because you just stole a pizza my heart.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
I like you very mulch. I think about you every daisy.
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
You leave me Wonton more.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
I've only got three months to live.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you.
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
I'd start a revolution for your number.