Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Your eyes look like dark black holes, buI can't help but to be drawn in.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Nice Ass-teroid.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
Girl you are rocking this run.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.