Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
You’re Isaacly my type
I think we need to become better strangers.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
God was just showing off when he made you.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
Is your name Misty? You look so good in the rain.
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
I find my core strength in you.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
I really caribou-t you.
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.