I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
I'd buy a tandem bike just to ride with you.
Are you aware we are headed to the kissing gate?
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
The only thing tender today is my heart for you
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Sorry, I've lost my number.
May I get yours?
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
Dominic Pick-Up Lines