Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
Your lab or my lab?
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Knock knock!

Who's there?
Al.

Al who?

Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.