You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
You have one compact set.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?