Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
I could never Passover you.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Hold me tight dear and I promise to send all my loving to you.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!
I'd love to see you s'more.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
Hey how’s it going? Ben jammin’ much today?
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
You are my raisin to smile.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.