Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Woah! What’s the name of THIS out-of-the-world body?
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
I bet you’re Ethan better in person
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
You just caused a heat wave.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
They say that Disney World is "the happiest place on earth".
They've obviously never been in your arms.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
I'm sorry I had an accident...
I slipped and fell right into your heart.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.