Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
You're hotter than a data center!
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
In space, no one can hear us scream.
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
Are you tired? Because you’ve been Aaron-ing through my mind all day
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
I'm at my best during overtime.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.
Please, please me
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.