Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Hey baby are you a boxer? You should try it, because your one hell of a knock out!
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

When where.

When where who?

Tonight, my place, me and you.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?