Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Are you doctor recommended? Because I’d like to to get a Hailey dose
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
When are you due back in heaven?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
Baby, you're a firework.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
I love the name Charlie. Just wanted you to know I’d never Char-leave you.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
I'm an endurance athlete. Think you can stand the HIIT?
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
Oh me, oh Jeremiah, that is one great face you have there
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
So, are you the kinda guy to Lu-kiss and tell?
Forget a trophy wife…. I’m looking for a Sophie wife
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
Are you a human? Just making sure.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?