Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Well well, you’ve John and got my attention for sure
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Ima.

Ima who?

Ima horny, let's screw.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Are you a red light because stop.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.