I think we're mint to be!
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us.
Honestly, I really lilac you.
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Baby, you rock my world!
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?