Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Hey how’s it going? Ben jammin’ much today?
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
You're as hot as a desert summer.
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
You are the square to my root.
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Hey, can I borrow your water filter? Cause you’ve got me thinking impure thoughts.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!