Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
You are one well-defined function!
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
We are perfect balance for each other.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
Can I hold your hand?
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
I love all of your stratified layers!
I think we're mint to be!
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.