Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
You’re more special than relativity.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
Your name is insert name here?
Know what? I dig you, really!
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Hello there, how do you brew?
I Got to Get You Into My Life
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
I love all of your stratified layers!
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
"My cat doesn't like you."
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
You sweep me off my feet!
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.