Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
Are you from Mars? Because your a** is out of this world!
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
I now believe in Angels.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
I think I glove you.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
Your beauty is blinding.
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
You're just my cup of tea!
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.